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Comments

[fanstheflames]

But it's fine for girls to hit guys?

[truthliesinspace]

If we deserve it or we're asking for it, of course!

[fanstheflames]

But what if I'm asking for it?

[truthliesinspace]

Then it's a test of my character!! I'd never hit you!

[fanstheflames]

Well, I wouldn't hit you either!

[truthliesinspace]

But you can!! That's the difference!! You wouldn't be a bad person if you did!

[fanstheflames]

I would! I absolutely think I would!!

[truthliesinspace]

No way!! We're friends, so go for it! Lay it on me right now!

[fanstheflames]

No way times ten!!

[truthliesinspace]

How are we supposed to test your abilities if you're too shy!!

[fanstheflames]

Hitting you is definitely not gonna show you how my luck works!!

[truthliesinspace]

Alright, you've forced my hand. . .we'll just have to use the sacred technique.



Rock, paper, scissors!!

[fanstheflames]

Is... that sacred?

[truthliesinspace]

It's a game that's been played since ancient times! We gotta lay some respect on it.

[fanstheflames]

I--okay. Sure.